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DreamWorks Animation SKG logo with fishing boy

Their ugly logo with the Moon on it.

Dreamworks is an ok animation-company that makes unforgettable classics such as three Madagascar films, and the constant advertisements and promotions shoved down our anuses that came with each film.

History[]

Steven Spielberg and some other people nobody cares about were playing around with Blender when they decided to sell their abominations for profit because they are capitalist scum.

Examples of some of their films[]

Shrek: A Scottish Ogre along with a talking donkey voice-acted by Eddie Murphy, and Puss in Boots, a Spanish cat, go on adventures...or something and meet a princess who gets turned into an ogre (except she's actually an ogre who got turned into a princess). This movie was heavily inspired by the Bible, and everything in it is holy and sacred. Last Thursday, Pussy-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as you'd expect.

Shark Tale: A primitive Finding Nemo ripoff, featuring Will Smith. Oscar the fish works at a Whale Wash (Get it? BECAUSE THEY'RE FISHES). Sharks are not friends in this flick as sharks see fish as food. Oscar befriends a shark voiced by Jack Black and pretends to slay said shark and becomes famous. Soon, he gains fame by endorsing in what is soon to be the most blatant product placements in animation history, next to that animated Adam Sandler movie with the creepy old pedophile. The shark mafia finds out of Oscar's lie and tries to kill him. Oscar defeats mafia. The End.. Since this is a Will Smith movie, expect a lot of Bob Marley music playing over and over throughout.

Madagascar: An interesting idea, ruined by two unnecessary sequels. Four Zoo animals from New York get stuck in some crates and then they arrive in Madagascar, home to an absolutely annoying Lemur who crowned himself King called Julian, his assistant Maurice whois the only one who actually does anything, and his biggest fan Mort. (Keep in mind that in The Penguins Of Madagascar, Julian has a Caribbean accent, but in the original films, he was voice-acted by Sacha Baron Cohen, who sounded like an American trying to imitate a Jamaican person.) Oh yeah, and there are also penguins. Anyways they get stuck on the island and try to survive, they have fights, and eventually everything is alright. Or is it?

Over The Hedge: A cool guy Raccoon brings human-food like Doritos for teh animals to eat and the Neo-Luddite Turtle, angry at the modernization of the tribe, gets all raeg and jealous. There is a Squirrel called Hammy who has 97 mental illnesses and is addicted to soda-pop. He is that unfunny stupid character that equally unfunny and stupid people love for some reason.

Transformers: One of DreamWorks only Live Action Movies. Was Good But the Sequels Sucked.

Bee Movie: A terrible film about a bee, voiced by Jerry Seinfeld , with horrible cultural-references that includes bee puns in them (like "Bee Larry King". That's his name. Ugh.) The bee ends up having a sexual relationship with a woman. Also the bee's ability to speak causes no controversy or scientific intrigue among humans. Go figure. You will only laugh once in the film, at the part where Jerry has a bad nightmare where the lady is riding a flying contraption and she waves to him and crashes and dies. Too bad it didn't happen for real. This is all you need to know.

The Cat in the Hat: That shitty 2003 version with the same guy who voiced Shrek. This excuse of an adaptation is so terrible that even 6 year old kids themselves despise it.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa: The animals build a crappy airplane made from metal and Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Debris and attempt to fly back to 'New-Yoke', but crash in Africa. All of the characters are somehow even more annoying.

Puss in Boots: A Shrek spinoff that was forgotten. There was supposed to be a sequel but it was twice as forgotten ACTUALLY NEVERMIND IT TURNED OUT TO BE DREAMWORKS' BEST FILM SINCE HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON LOL. The Netflix series doesn't count.

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted The animals go to Europe this time. They definitely weren't milking the franchise.

Trolls: A pop song infested torture device based off of the worst 80s toys. It got two sequels and a Netflix series, because of course it did.

The Boss Baby: A talking baby!?! WOW!!!!!!

Captain Underpants: A psychological horror film about a man who is transformed into the living embodiment of stupidness.

Madagascar 4: Moto Moto Still Likes You Alex the Lion (Undercover as Donald TRumP ) gets the hippo lady to marry the amazing Moto Moto.

See Also[]

  • Furries- The animators
  • Funny- Some of this stuff.
  • You- you may have watched some of these
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