Dr. Hax is a weird, big headed, angry, and awesome guy who sneaks up on someone who is cheating to win a game. He points at them, and yells "HAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!", which causes an old PC to be hurled at the victim, brutally knocking them out and making the fall onto the floor. He can also hover in mid-air. Whenever someone takes his job, he yells "They took mah job!", which makes loads of PC monitors fly at the job stealer. His greatest enemies are Chuckles the Cheat and Gravity Cat. He has only one weakness, but only Chuck Norris knows it, although he has no need to exploit Dr. Hax with it.