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The Dark Star was invented by Doctor Square during 2 years before Mario Mart. He wanted to use it to compete in the CBBC Street Race to beat some guy named Rocket Boy.
However, some disease known as Swine Flu installed darkness into the Dark Star, giving it parlyzing powers. And so Doctor Square called it the "Dark Star".
The Dark Star can be unlocked by beating the game with Angry German Kid, Angry Video Game Nerd, Galacta Knight, George W. Bush, Gorthan, Destroyer of Light, Para-Dice, or Squilliam Fancyson and beating Doctor Square in a race.