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The Cooties is a very deadly deasese caused by touching something gross.

Spread

once a kid named Jeff touched a dog turd. Everyone screamed at the sight of the crappy finger. Jeff did not like the dog turd on his finger, so he tried to wipe it on someone. The kid, whose name was Angry German Kid Jr, got so freaking mad he wiped it on everyone. This spawned an extremely contagious deasese.

Cure

The only way to eliminate cooties is to put a Krabby Patty in boiling water and eat it. This will not make you immune.

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