Canned Bread is a useless food item created by Mr. Barnacle and his researches at Barnacle Products Incorporated. It was invented after they had a meeting called: What Craptastic Things Can We Invent? The item does very poorly in sales because only people like Squidward buy it. Dogs wear it, too. Sway3po once invaded the factory just because he was hungry.
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