It was once an evil channel, but then Madison M. took it over (after killing both Dipsy and Humbah) and replaced all the bad shows like Baby Jake and In The Night Garden with good ones like... THE LINGO SHOW! Unfortunately, Dipsy and Humbah respawned in 2015 and created the Teletubbies reboot. The Lingo Show also got cancelled, thus turning CBeebies evil again.
She also found a cure for the CBeebies virus, but was unable to cure all the losers who got the virus.
Many kids and bimbos catch this disease like Paris Hilton, Margaret, Megan Fox and others. It causes severe farting problems, vomiting, explosive diarohea, unatural demonic screaming and extreme craziness and heebie jeebies (hence why it's called Cbeebies). The only man who has Cbeebies is Fred Durst.
Good things about CBeebies
The best thing about CBeebies is The Lingo Show, an amazing TV show that was, sadly, ripped off with Language Littles. Octonauts is also a good show.
List of CBeebies shows
- The Lingo Show (good show)
- Teletubbies and its reboot
- Tweenies (second most popular show on the channel, and just as EVIL as Teletubbies)
- Go Jetters
- Alphablocks (quit to become their own team of terrorists)
- In the Night Garden
- Baby Jake
- Octonauts (good show, but unfortunately it's on Didney Jewnyur in the United States of UnAmerica)
- Numberjacks (dead)
- Hey Duggee
- Sarah & Duck
- Topsy & Tim (okay show)
- The Adventures of Abney & Teal
- Mister Maker
- Postman Pat