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Mario HEY STINKY!!

Hey You! Don't-a be a stinky Bowser! Press this link and watch-a my magical cleaning video today!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Bowser

Bowser Koopa a.k.a Bowser is a weird creature, and Nobody knows what exactly he is. He is currently one of the greatest villains of all time, appearing in many of Mario's shames. Being emperor of the Bowser Empire, he is considered one of the most powerful beings in existence and the greatest Koopa king to ever live. His ultimate goal is to destroy humanity by eating Children, but he can never do it for some reason. He is a dangerous, merciless, greedy, powerful, and feared dragon and is more feared and deadly than the all the Teletubbies. He is also the guy who created Reichtangle.

He is also the president of Nintendo and the mayor of Washington, D.C.

History

Early Life

When Bowser was born, he never witnessed his parents nor got time to see them. So when he grew up, he decided to look for them, but he never saw them and he thought they died after his birth. So he then suffered from an anti-social personality disorder, schizophrenia and depression. One year later, he had a vision that Satan made a promise that if Bowser turned evil, Satan would bring his parents back from the dead. Bowser agreed and turned evil (All of this makes Bowser, a tragic, villain).

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Voltaire - When You're Evil (Lyrics)

Bowser's unofficial theme song after he became powerful (Lyrics were written by Sans)

During 1000 B.C., Bowser made the first scientific advancement the world had ever seen. He had created a koopa. This koopa is known as Dry Bones, as he is a skeleton today after he died but became immortal. Dry Bones proved to Bowser it is easy to make an army. Because of this, he became king of the koopas. He moved to Earth, and conquered the Moon before leaving once he realized there was no air on it.

Gaining Power and Hyrulian Civil War

Bowser eventually sat back and watched as the humans slowly became more and more advanced. Eventually, the Mushroom Kingdom was formed directly southwest of Bowser's HQ. Coincidentally, the very same day, Hyrule was set up directly north of Bowser's HQ.

IT'S NOT A PHASE MUM

Bowser during a nerdy phase.

Shortly afterwards, Squadala Man and Bowser meet. The two discuss their plans, and Squadala Man gathers the Squadala Empire, but Bowser is in charge because Squadala Man wants to live. Bowser then became King of the Koopas (Actually, ever since the creation of Dry Bones, Bowser became king of the Koopas) and thus Bowser's Castle was created which was located in the north of Hyrule.

As he was gaining power, Bowser decided he needed more land. He went to Hyrule Castle, and asked King Harkinian if he could have Hyrule. The King spit in Bowser's face, so Bowser made Squadala Man join him to conquer Hyrule with their minions. This resulted in Bowser's new territory East Hyrule. Two days later, Bowser and his Squadala Man decided he wanted his face on this destruction, so they sent their Koopa Troopas and Goombas and Hammer Bros and Magikoopas and Squadala Knights into what is now North Hyrule.

Meeting Mario

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SM64- Cooking with Bowser & Mario 2!

Bowser cooks with his nemesis.

Bowser spent the next several hundred years overseeing the Hyrulian Civil War. Eventually, the war ended, so Bowser sent an army to bomb Mushroom Kingdom. He kidnapped the leader, Princess Peach, and held her captive. Mario saved her, and this started the long-time rivalry between Bowser and Mario.

Teletubby invasion

Being the evil people they are, the Teletubbies wanted to kill Bowser and take over his castle, using the Teletubby Army. They were doing a decent job, but then Bowser became Eviler Bowser and took out the army, before becoming Super Eviler Bowser and taking down the Teletubby Death Star. Bowser was impressed by how deadly and evil they were though, and they later became allies.

His Wife

Bowser unintentionally had a wife once named Bowserette. He REALLY got annoyed by her so he slept in the woods with Wispy Woods so he wouldn't get annoyed by his wife at nighttime. One time, his foot was stuck to a chain when he was gonna go to sleep so he nearly died one night.

At Bowserette's debate, he did NOT want to become a Brony because everybody in Bowser's castle except for Bowser's Wife only liked The Walking Dead. Bowser Jr. stood on the table and said "WE HAVE TO STOP DAT GAL!" and he brought a spear and said "WE WILL USE THIS!" and everybody except for Bowser's Wife agreed. Then, the went on a journey to Bowser's Wife's Castle to kill her but everybody except for Ludwig got killed. Ludwig killed Bowser's Wife by turning her into stone and then Bowser came back to life. Everybody was happy and had a B.B.Q.

Crazy Bowser

Bowser after drinking too much Coffee.

Today

Some days, Bowser lives in his castle with his kids, plotting with his allies ways to destroy good guys and enslave humanity. Other day, he tries to conquer nations and a lot of times he is successful. He is no longer Mario's arch enemy because Mario got rid of him when Scar tried to steal all the pasta for himself and the rest of the Italian Dinosaurs.

Personality

Bowser is a merciless, selfish, smart, power-hungry, and cruel Koopa. He also seems to have mood swings that judge his morality. Usually negative. But sometimes, he will sometimes donate a bowl of rice to the hungry, and rarely explores lethal options against non-respawnables, mostly to maintain his public image, though he frequently will lash out at inconveniences with a powerful kick. He also may or may not like guys.

Powers

Abilities

It is very obvious that Bowser is a large and powerful dragon that can breathe fire, throw deadly Mushrooms, and use evil magic. When he acquires a Magnum, he will shoot everyone in the room, proving that he is skilled with guns. He also has great penmanship, despite having big hands. He can also turn into Eviler Bowser or Super Eviler Bowser. When exposed to certain substances, he can also turn into Poison Bowser, Fire Bowser, Dry Bowser, or Acid Bowser. He can breathe in space and is immune to cold. Bowser is also an physicist, discovering how to use his fatness to do the Koopabackdashwaveslide Hoverwalkmoonland and can use this law of science to move around really fast.

Forms

Scary Bowser

Bowser's scary human form

Furry Bowser

Bowser's scarier furry form

ALF Bowser

Bowser in his Melmac form

As stated above, Bowser has many forms that he can activate when exposed to different substances.

  • Eviler Bowser: Activated through unknown means. In this form, Bowser is just like his normal self, except more evil.
  • Super Eviler Bowser: Bowser's most powerful ever and one of the most feared monsters and gods ever but is activated through unknown means. Even Discord and Fluttershy fear him. This form is even more evil than the previous one, and grants Bowser the ability to breathe dark fireballs that are the size of Texas. This form even rivals the Undefeatables in sheer power. There are rumours that forms above this are theoretically possible but unlikely to be attained in practice
  • Giant Bowser: Activated through Kamek's magic. This form is just like Bowser's normal self, but much larger.
  • Giga Bowser: Activated by drinking Coffee or Smash Ball.
  • Dry Bowser: Activated by falling into lava. This form grants Bowser invincibility, despite the fact that his bones can fall apart and grow back together, and the ability to throw bones in addition to spitting fire.
  • Fire Bowser: Activated through prolonged exposure to heat. This form envelops Bowser's whole body in flames, rendering him fireproof and boosting his already powerful fire breath.
  • Poison Bowser: Activated through prolonged exposure to poison. This form is purple and allows Bowser to spit poisonous gas from his mouth.
  • Acid Bowser: Activated through prolonged exposure to acidic substances. This form is bulky, square-shouldered, and bright green. It gives Bowser the ability to spit acidic fireballs from his mouth.
  • Human Bowser: Activated when Bowser feels like not being a Koopa anymore. He is a freak in this form and you should stay away.
  • Cat Bowser: Activated when Bowser puts on his fur suit. Surprisingly, it gives him actual cat superpowers, but unfortunately he loses the ability to speak proper Japanese. Oh, and English too. May or may not have Zoruid features on top of all of that.
  • Gay Bowser: Activated when Mario or someone calls Bowser gay.
  • Bisexual Bowser: Activated when someone says "bye bi" to Bowser.
  • ALF Bowser: Activated when Bowser gets bit in his cat form, he can throw sardine cans at intense speeds that can break through various walls.
  • Dark Bowser: Activated when Bowser takes a Homestuck sharpie bath but with blue ink.

Old Forms

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