Flying a kite in a thunder storm is smart.
|AKA:||$100 Bill Guy|
|Likes:||To lose weight|
|Dislikes:||Chess Playing Robots|
|Known For:||Flying a Kite|
Benjamin Franklin was the real deal. He was considered a great rapper for his time, although many people criticize him for being stupid enough to fly a kite in a thunder storm. Even though people think he is an idiot, they admit that he has big basket balls. He is the only president to ever appear on the hundred dollar bill in the USA.
Benjamin Franklin was born in Pittsburgh in the 1700's. As a child, he had an interest with stupid stunts and dare devils. At age nine, he climbed the tallest tree, but fell down and broke his legs and arms. He was immobilized for six months. During that time he grew fat.
Rapping As B-Frank
After going to college, Benjamin Franklin became a rapper known as B-Frank. He beat King George in a rap battle once. He then quit rapping to keep his undefeated record.
Benjamin needed money to invent things, so he went on a quest to find a lost father because who ever found him got lotsa money. He searched all of New England for him, and couldn't find him, so he knocked out a British soldier and hypnotized him into thinking he was the father. He turned him in and got money.
Time In France
While he was in France on a "diplomatic" mission, he played a magical robot who kicked ass at chess. The robot beat Benjamin, which put him in a temporary depression. He was able to overcome his depression by eating Krispy Kream Donuts.
Making of the Statue of Doom
He did come to Bowser City Lakeport. He jumped of his boat, El King. The innhabitants did see a creature who looked yummy-yummy. Benjamin Franklin didn`t care, and did finish the Statue of Doom in 31 December, that year. Some moron hated it. He did run to his boat some seconds later.
Benjamin Franklin traveled to India to scare the Indians with electricity, but while he was going there, he was stepped on by a stampede of goats.