B

B
Identity
Name	B
Traits
Species	Letter
Life
Occupation	Being A Fly Guy
Living state	Alive
Mind
Likes	Everyone in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, except for A
Dislikes	A
Alignment	Neutral Good
Stats
UnRank	180

B is the second letter of the alphabet. It is the second-in-command to A and currently has a job at Newgrounds. He has a Greek cousin named Beta.

Biography

B was a modified clone of Beta, after ΑΒΓΔΕΖΗΘΙΚΛΜΝΞΟΠΡΣΤΥΦΧΨΩ mistakenly created ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. He became enemies with A, and was generally kind and good-natured, unlike the narcissistic A. Like every other letter in the alphabet, B lives in the land of Alphabeta.

Working at Newgrounds

B was once hired by trolls to infiltrate Newgrounds and establish a temporary career there, simply for the purpose of attracting attention, which all trolls crave. After A was hired to do the same job and failed, B tried its hand at the task and received some extra support from the trolls. It succeeded, and became a cultural icon. After working for the trolls for some time, it went away to live in Alphabeta with its brethren.

Trivia

• B is good with kids, despite not having children of his own.
• He has a vast fanbase on Newgrounds.
• He is the second letter of the alphabet.
• He once started a small civil war involving spaghetti.

This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in fructose corn syrup. You can help decrease the amount of spontaneous combustions in the world by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE] If this page is not sweet enough, it will eventually get deleted.