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I AM A.I. GIRL ONLY LIVES IN YOUR COMPOOTER Alt 1.0

Hmm, oh! Nice computer you got here! Can I have it? The Floating Mario Head, simping for Alt 1.0

This is Alt 1.0, Alt Classic, the original Alt, or just plain ol ALT. As you can see, she has a lot of names.

Alt 1.0 was made by Wallace in 2002 (1 year after the hit Pikmin shame came onto store shelves) when Konami needed a convenient way to get help in the workspace and for someone to buy Bombs from Morshu for Bomberman. This model, Alt 0.5, looked nothing like any other Alt in the line. Bomberman wanted it to sing, however, so Wallace gave it a synthetic voice a month later so it could sing. Since it sang love songs, however, Wallace decided to touch it up into the current Alt 1.0 so that it looked more fitting. Deciding it was, "cute", Bomberman added her to a rhythm shame he made 4 years ago, Pop'n Music.

Alt 2.0 was built to replace her, and it's said that the replacement was a success despite that people still care about this Alt more than they care about Alt 2.0. Alt 2.0 was built to replace her because of Alt's awful grammar. She likes to sing, and for some reason, she can't sing without singing in terrible grammar. Her only hit song, "0/1 Angel", is a prime example of this. Yet for some reason, everyone loves it. Maybe because it's made of pure GOOD, like this Alt herself.

Listening_to_pop_'n_music_like

Listening to pop 'n music like

Yep. This is why an Alt 2.0 was needed.

She can't shoot lasers, scare people, sing the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix, create glitchy evil smartphones, or eat drywall (then again, Alt 2.0 can't do the last one either). What she can do is be nice, sing songs, and smile. Oh, and she doesn't stutter when saying "Hello darling". She also rebuilt the Eiffel Tower after it was blown up. People love her because she's good, but we don't. We prefer evil people. Evil is fun. A Wikia Contributor especially loves Alt 1.0 and does not stop blabbing about her, which is strange because AWC is evil but she is good.

In fact, rumor has it that because Alt 2.0 joined the Teletubbies, Alt is joining The Good Teletubbies. This is why Alt has YET ANOTHER NAME: Alt 2.0's Good Sister. This is also why WaWaBonzi Buddy bit her head off. But, the Good Teletubbies are GOOD, so they made her a new head.

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Squidward

I have heard betteru ranguage from a bonobó biting on a dictionary *long squidward raugh*
「/」Tele Teletubbies Tele「/」
「/」Teletubby Family 「/」
「/」Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Tiddlytubbies 「/」
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - RuRu - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
「/」The Lost Teletubbies 「/」
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas
「/」Teletubby Ancestors 「/」
「/」Modified Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Ybbutelets 「/」
「/」Teleteegees 「/」
「/」Wa-Teletubbies 「/」
「/」The Good Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Telotubs 「/」
「/」WoTelotubs 「/」
「/」Boohbah 「/」
「/」Bubuhz 「/」
「/」Former Boohbah 「/」
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
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