- WAIT! IT'S ACTUALLY 3:45 PM!
- —A (Alpha), in response to his last comment after checking his wristwatch.
Alpha (or Alpha A) is a mysterious member of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, and the leader of ABΓΔEZHΘIKΛMNΞOΠPΣTYΦXΨΩ (which is based in Greece, and a sub-group of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ). He controls the power of fire and fights like a samurai, as well as creating a semi-nuclear explosion.
It is believed that Alpha A is descended from the fictional Greek gods he worshiped, and that is why he is so powerful and slaps peoples' girlfriends' arses at Gamestop. He is probably just gaseous though.